Windsor, ON – Jacob Williams, age 33, of Windsor, Ontario measures an impressive six foot, five inches tall from head-to-toe and has recently discovered that he gains a great deal of satisfaction by blocking the view of others when attending entertainment venues in Windsor and the surrounding area.
Continue readingCentenarian credits long life to anger and seeking vengeance
Windsor, ON – Celebrating a 100th birthday is something few people will get to experience but Mildred Daniels is one of them. Mildred’s one hundredth birthday party occurred last weekend with family and friends gathered to join in the festivities. When asked the secret to being 100 years old Mildred replied “A lot of anger and a drive to seek vengeance of people who have wronged me”.
Continue readingLong suffering hockey fan relieved his team is playing in round two of the NHL playoffs
Windsor, ON – It has been an agonizing one-year wait but local hockey fanatic Derek Simms, age 18, of Windsor couldn’t be happier that his favourite team, the Seattle Kraken, have reached the second round of the NHL playoffs this year. Derek could not contain his excitement on Tuesday evening after Seattle took the first game of round two from the Dallas Stars “You have no idea how long I have waited for the Kraken to get out of the first round. It feels like a lifetime and now we’re up a game in round two!”
Continue readingPossible Chinese Spy Balloon Spotted In Windsor
Windsor, ON – There was a sighting of a possible Chinese spy balloon this past weekend near Walker Road in Windsor, Ontario. The sighting was first reported by Timmy Jenkins, age four, who spotted the balloon while attending a colleague’s birthday celebration.
Continue readingTop Ten Worst Windsor Criminal Nicknames
With the arrest of Windsor’s infamous Butter Tart Bandit What’s Up Windsor has compiled the top ten worst criminal nicknames in the city. Counting down from ten to one here are the worst criminal nicknames from Windsor Ontario….
Continue readingPicture frames hit two-year mark of waiting to be hung on wall
Windsor, ON – Nick Cross, age 38, of Windsor, Ontario has recently reached a milestone of a home renovation project as the picture frames sitting in his living room have yet to be hung on the wall after two years. “I’ve been meaning to get around to that but just haven’t had the time” Mr. Cross said on Tuesday morning.
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