Plandemic or Scamdemic local conspiracy theorists at odds over what to call COVID-19

Windsor, ON  –  A rift has occurred in a local Facebook conspiracy theory group with one side labeling the COVID-19 pandemic a ‘Plandemic’ and the other side preferring to call it a ‘Scamdemic’.  “It is clearly a Scamdemic” said Graham Jones the group’s Facebook administrator on a Zoom chat on Tuesday morning.

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Windsor man anxiously looking forward to opening toilet paper purchased in March

Windsor, ON – Peter Brock, age 44, of Windsor announced on his weekly Zoom video-conference with extended family and friends that he would finally be opening the package of toilet paper he purchased on March 11th. “I’m pretty excited about this. My over-reacting and hoarding is finally going to pay off!” Mr. Brock said on Saturday.

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Social media tasks leave local man overwhelmed during quarantine

Windsor, ON – Daniel Brooks, age 28, of Windsor has been on lay-off from his job since March 22nd and was initially struggling to fill the time during the day until a series of social media tasks came his way on Facebook and Instagram “I live alone and was doing my part for social distancing and didn’t have much to do then all of a sudden it is like I have full-time job again”.

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Quarantine leads to startling discovery for local woman

Windsor, ON – Three weeks into the COVID-19 home-self-quarantine and a new relationship is in trouble “We only met in December and moved in together in February but I thought I knew James pretty well but then he came home with a can of Pringles for movie night and he poured them into a bowl” a distraught Sarah Conway, of Windsor, reported on Saturday evening.

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