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Local woman excited to introduce her new partner Dirk

Posted on June 29, 2024 by Andrew Ferguson

Windsor, ON – Local woman Susan Wilson, age 31, of Windsor is excitedly looking forward to the Canada Day weekend where she plans on introducing her friends and family to her new partner Dirk.   Susan has been seeing Dirk since March of this year and is ready for everyone to meet him.

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Deranged Mother adds raisins to chocolate chip cookies

Posted on May 12, 2024 by Andrew Ferguson

Windsor, ON – Mother’s Day took a disturbing turn this year in the Riverside area when local Mom, Mary-Anne Jacobs, decided to add raisins to the chocolate chip cookies she baked on Sunday morning. “I thought I’d add something healthy to the recipe” was her reasoning before serving the baked goods.

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Local man fears pending “Pull-Around-To-The-Front” drive-thru window request

Posted on February 25, 2024 by Andrew Ferguson

Windsor, ON – Daniel Kearn, age 36, of Windsor was waiting nervously in his car while picking up a burger at a drive-thru window this past Saturday evening concerned that the dreaded “can you please pull around to the front” request was coming  when his worst fears were realized.

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New Bright Lights Windsor display arousing on-lookers with holiday excitement

Posted on December 16, 2023 by Andrew Ferguson

Windsor, ON – Bright Lights Windsor is once again illuminating Jackson Park with its annual holiday display. Of particular interest is a new layout for a large tree near the central area of the park. A local groundskeeper explained how the new display came together.

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Local store planning on phasing out take-a-penny/leave-a-penny tray

Posted on November 16, 2023 by Andrew Ferguson

Windsor, ON – Williams Convenience store in Windsor’s east-end has announced that at the end of 2023 they will be removing their take-a-penny/leave-a-penny tray that has been a fixture beside the cash-register since 1978.  “It’s time to move on” said store manager Gabe Whitehead.

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Local Tall-Guy enjoying blocking view at entertainment venues

Posted on September 10, 2023 by Andrew Ferguson

Windsor, ON –  Jacob Williams, age 33, of Windsor, Ontario measures an impressive six foot, five inches tall from head-to-toe and has recently discovered that he gains a great deal of satisfaction by blocking the view of others when attending entertainment venues in Windsor and the surrounding area.

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