Windsor, ON – A dog living in the east-end of Windsor announced today that he plans to petition the courts for a name change. When speaking to gathered media the two-year-old canine explained his position “Spot? Seriously? I moved in with these people last year and they started calling me Spot. Why? Because I have a spot on my fur! What a stereotype! How lazy can they be? After consulting an attorney I feel I have no other option but to pursue this matter through the courts.”
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Local man realizes he is old after not recognizing Super Bowl halftime show performer
Windsor, ON – Two minutes into the start of the Super Bowl halftime show Kevin Wilson, age 51, of Windsor realized he was old and somewhat out of touch. “It came as a complete surprise to me. I’ve always considered myself kind of a hip guy but I had no idea who The Weeknd was or any of his songs. In fact leading up to him coming out on stage I thought The Weeknd was probably a group like The Beatles or The Foo Fighters” a downtrodden Wilson said after the game ended.
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