Windsor, ON – The COVID-19 pandemic has provided a local man with an idea that he thinks will be the next great dating website. Michael Borden, age 44 of Windsor, announced his plans to gathered media on Saturday “The first of it’s kind, a dating website for people who are serious about social distancing!”

Windsor, ON – Peter Brock, age 44, of Windsor announced on his weekly Zoom video-conference with extended family and friends that he would finally be opening the package of toilet paper he purchased on March 11th. “I’m pretty excited about this. My over-reacting and hoarding is finally going to pay off!” Mr. Brock said on Saturday.