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Windsor City Council approves $300,000 for authentic green pool water

Posted on August 27, 2016 by Andrew Ferguson

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Windsor, ON – In a closed-door session on Friday Windsor City Council approved an additional $300,000 for green pool water for the upcoming FINA World Swimming Championships to be held in the city from December 6th to December 11th.
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Study shows people with eye-lash headlight covers are stupid

Posted on August 26, 2016 by Andrew Ferguson

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Windsor, ON – The University of Windsor announced today the results of a year-long study of car accessories and have determined that people who have added an eye-lash accessory to the headlights of their car have a very low I.Q.
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Windsor man only person in Canada to miss Tragically Hip concert

Posted on August 21, 2016 by Andrew Ferguson

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Windsor, ON – When CBC released their overnight viewing numbers for the Tragically Hip’s final concert one number stood out.  It appears only one person in Canada missed seeing the concert.  James Kelly of Windsor, Ontario was the only person reported to have not seen the final show of one of Canada’s most beloved acts.
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Man misunderstands meaning of “Netflix and Chill”

Posted on August 18, 2016 by Andrew Ferguson

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Windsor, ON – After inviting a lady friend over to his apartment local man, Danny Irving of Windsor, was surprised to find out that he misunderstood what “Netflix and Chill” actually meant.   “I’ve heard people saying it a lot so I invited my friend Sarah over to Netflix and Chill and she said yes” said the confused Romeo.
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Group plans intervention over friend’s ear hair

Posted on August 15, 2016 by Andrew Ferguson

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Windsor, ON – A group of friends gathered this past weekend to plan out an intervention for a friend’s ear hair.  Richard Reynolds turned 50 years old this past May and since his birthday earlier this summer his ear hair has exploded in growth to the dismay of his friends and co-workers.
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Comic book nerd exposed as a fraud

Posted on August 11, 2016 by Andrew Ferguson

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Windsor, ON – Startling news this week coming out of New-Comic-Book-Day. While attending the weekly trip to the comic book store with his friends Mark Buckingham was outed as a fraud. It was revealed on Wednesday that Mr. Buckingham has only been pretending to like comic books.
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