Windsor, ON – Chris Taylor, age 38 of Windsor, has recently discovered the idea of friends-with-benefits but hasn’t quite grasped the concept completely. Mr. Taylor reports that during a weekly get together with his pals over beers last Friday the conversation turned to having friends-with-benefits. One of Chris’s friends advised he had a friend-with- benefits and was having sex once or twice a week.
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Windsor, ON – The remains of a couch were discovered on Windsor’s east side on Tuesday afternoon. Witnesses said the couch had actually been sitting outside since the weekend but it wasn’t until it was overturned that nearby residents realized that the couch was dead.
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Windsor, ON – Carl Anderson, age 48, of Windsor is dealing with feelings of complete despair and devastation after missing an opportunity to purchase a bag of Lay’s Salt & Vinegar flavoured Ruffles. “They haven’t had them out since 2008 and I saw them when I was walking out of Zehr’s last weekend but figured I could buy them this week. I went back to the store but they were all gone” said the clearly distraught Anderson.
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