“Please use other door” entrance remains mysteriously locked

Windsor, ON – A mystery for the ages continues to baffle Windsorites at a local medical clinic.   The two door entrance at the front of the clinic has an open side and a second door with a sign reading “please use other door”.   The second door is always locked and despite the warning sign hundreds of clinic goers attempt to open it on a weekly basis.

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Cookies and donuts diet gaining in popularity

Windsor, ON – Move over Keto and Atkins a popular new diet has emerged on the nutrition scene in 2020, the Cookies & Donuts Diet. The amazing new diet was created by Jason Cooper of Windsor, Ontario “I was reading up over the holidays about all these diet fads and none of them appealed to me so I came up with this” Mr. Cooper announced to gathered media on Thursday.

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Man spent holidays trying to explain Star Wars movie timeline to his father

Windsor, ON – Michael Buckingham, age 21, of Windsor spent the better part of two weeks trying to explain the Star Wars movie timeline to his father without success. “How hard is this to understand? I mean he saw the first movie at the Skyway Drive-In in 1977 and today he can’t comprehend that Rogue One occurred before A New Hope?” a frustrated Buckingham said on January 1, 2020.

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