So called Jenga champion has epic fail at grocery store

Windsor, ON – Matt Foster, aged 35, of Windsor, Ontario who holds a family game night record of 371 consecutive Jenga victories over friends and family had a decidedly bad experience while grocery shopping this past weekend.   As Foster entered the grocery store he paused at the pop-display pyramid to apply his Jenga skills to retrieving a case of Coca-Cola when things went awry.
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Man having trouble with dating profile “opening line”

Windsor, ON – Harold Martin, age 46, of Windsor has been struggling on how to best describe himself in one sentence when completing his profile on several dating sites. “I’m on E-Harmony, Plenty of Fish and of course, Christian Mingle but I never know what to write when they ask you to describe yourself in one-sentence” Martin said on Friday.
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