Windsor, ON – Alan Cole, aged 42, of Windsor is one of the first people to benefit from City Council’s decision on Monday night to spend $3 million on a massive holiday lights display at Jackson Park this year. Cole spent the morning looking thru his Christmas ornaments and lights and found a 25-foot long string of lights.
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Windsor, ON – Matt Foster, aged 35, of Windsor, Ontario who holds a family game night record of 371 consecutive Jenga victories over friends and family had a decidedly bad experience while grocery shopping this past weekend. As Foster entered the grocery store he paused at the pop-display pyramid to apply his Jenga skills to retrieving a case of Coca-Cola when things went awry.
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A recent poll completed by What’s Up Windsor yielded the following results to two very important questions. What is the most popular street name in Windsor? And what is the most popular baby name in Windsor?
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Windsor, ON – The Psychic Expo took place at the Caboto Club this past weekend and one of the psychics, Bernadette Blossom, was asked to make predictions for 2018 about the city of Windsor. Ms. Blossom has been a practicing psychic for over ten years and claims to have a 90% accuracy rate with her predictions.
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Windsor, ON – Harold Martin, age 46, of Windsor has been struggling on how to best describe himself in one sentence when completing his profile on several dating sites. “I’m on E-Harmony, Plenty of Fish and of course, Christian Mingle but I never know what to write when they ask you to describe yourself in one-sentence” Martin said on Friday.
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Amherstburg, ON – A giant used condom has appeared in the Detroit River near Amherstburg. “It would appear that someone got a little frisky on Saturday night near the riverfront” said Coast Guard captain, Walter Brody.
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