Windsor, ON – Scott Brooks, a married father of four has officially requested a trade from his family game night team. Every Thursday evening Brooks along with his wife, two sons and two daughters spend quality time playing a card or board game together but after two years of never winning a game Mr. Brooks announced that he wanted off of his current team.
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Windsor, ON – Plagued by lower than expected attendance and a financial deficit the Windsor Aquatic Centre in downtown Windsor announced plans this week to build a giant sand-box adjacent to the complex. “Everyone likes going to the beach and playing in the sand so we decided that a giant sand-box attached to our centre would be just what we need to boost attendance” centre spokesman John Douglas announced to gathered media on Wednesday.
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Windsor, ON – A recent study by the University of Windsor has found that all the mysteries and problems of the world have already been solved inside the comments section of the Windsor Star. A steady stream of regular posters to the comments section of the newspaper have literally reviewed, commented on and actually solved all of the world’s problems with their Facebook posts.
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Windsor, ON – Local activist, Kyle Cole, of Windsor was caught not protesting anything this past weekend. Said the 24 year-old University of Windsor political science major “I was just burned out on making signs and attending marches and protests. So last weekend I decided I needed a break”.
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