Windsor, ON – Local woman Susan Wilson, age 31, of Windsor is excitedly looking forward to the Canada Day weekend where she plans on introducing her friends and family to her new partner Dirk. Susan has been seeing Dirk since March of this year and is ready for everyone to meet him.
Ms. Wilson explained further “He’s not just my boyfriend or my significant other. It is much deeper than that he is truly my soulmate and life partner. I’ve already corrected some people who have met Dirk. When they say is that your new boyfriend? And I reply no!!! He is my partner. I was so sure he was the one we moved into together after just two months of dating.”
When asked for comment Dirk advised “Look I really have no idea what she is talking about. She’s okay I guess but I only moved in cause she bought me a PlayStation 5 and I needed a place to crash. Now I’m stuck going to her stupid family barbeque on Monday instead of playing Call of Duty.”