Newly single man re-enters dating world with crate of egg-plants

Windsor, ON – Fresh onto the Windsor dating scene Benjamin Webb, age 56, has begun the task of finding a new girlfriend after a recent divorce following 25 years of marriage.  “Got married when I was 21 and but things haven’t been good for awhile so we split up.  Now I am out here again in the dating world” Webb explained to gathered media on Tuesday.
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May-fly offended at being called a June-bug

Windsor, ON – A May-fly arrived in Windsor this week as part of his species annual convention in Essex County and was shocked when a passerby called him a June-bug. “Seriously it is 2018 people. 2018 and still you’ve a got a segment of society just throwing out names and labels without a thought of how it impacts an insect’s feelings” said Arthur the May-fly as he was stuck to a glass window on Ouellette Avenue on Friday morning.
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