Amber Alert problem solved

Windsor, ON – Mike Lalonde, age 54, of Windsor, Ontario has come up with a solution for people who complain about the Amber Alert waking up them up in the middle of the night. “It just hit me the other night when the alert went off at 3:00am.  I’ve changed my ring tone on my phone to the sound of the Amber Alert”. Continue reading

Windsor man baffled by emoji message from girlfriend

Windsor, ON – Garry Hunt, age 53, from Windsor is new to the dating world of 2019. “I was married for twenty years and just started dating after my divorce” the bewildered Hunt explained to gathered media on Friday Morning adding “And I met this girl and she is her in early 30’s and she pretty much only communicates by text message when we’re not together”.
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Sports bandwagon fan struggling with who to support next

Windsor, ON – After becoming a huge Toronto Raptors and St. Louis Blues fan over the last three weeks, Larry Moxley of Windsor doesn’t know what do to with the rest of his summer now that the NBA and NHL seasons are over. “It’s been a crazy couple of weeks with both of my favourite teams winning their respective championships” said Moxley during a Friday morning media scrum. Continue reading