Long suffering hockey fan relieved his team is playing in round two of the NHL playoffs

Windsor, ON –  It has been an agonizing one-year wait but local hockey fanatic Derek Simms, age 18, of Windsor couldn’t be happier that his favourite team, the Seattle Kraken, have reached the second round of the NHL playoffs this year.   Derek could not contain his excitement on Tuesday evening after Seattle took the first game of round two from the Dallas Stars “You have no idea how long I have waited for the Kraken to get out of the first round.  It feels like a lifetime and now we’re up a game in round two!”

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Picture frames hit two-year mark of waiting to be hung on wall

Windsor, ON – Nick Cross, age 38, of Windsor, Ontario has recently reached a milestone of a home renovation project as the picture frames sitting in his living room have yet to be hung on the wall after two years.  “I’ve been meaning to get around to that but just haven’t had the time” Mr. Cross said on Tuesday morning.

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Windsor man disappointed that Doug Ford hasn’t called him once since election

Windsor, ON – Nick Henderson, age 48 of Windsor, has had the same disappointment every day when returning home from work since June 2nd that being he has not received a voice mail message from Premier Doug Ford.  “I don’t get it.   He called me three times before the election.   Left me a very nice voice mail message each time and told me I was his friend and now nothing” an agitated Mr. Henderson reported on Tuesday.

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