Smart phone admits he is actually really stupid

Windsor, ON – A local smartphone revealed on Friday that he isn’t actually all that smart. Dan the Smartphone came forward with the startling revelation that he is just making up most answers he gives.  “When someone asks me what is ten plus ten I answer twenty.  No problem.  But when someone asks what 201 times 840 I just guess at the answer.  No ever asks me to show my work so I’ve gotten away with it for years”.
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