Windsor, ON – Wayne Marcus, aged 38, of Windsor has spent the Christmas holidays trying to decide whether he should reply to a Christmas card he received from an ex-girlfriend this year. “Her card arrived on December 24th and I didn’t think I’d ever get a card from her again. We had an ugly break-up” Marcus explained on Wednesday.
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Windsor, ON – Local sign-maker, Peter Yates, of Windsor has seen a dramatic decrease in sales this year with his signature product the No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service sign. “It seems nobody wants them anymore. There was a time when every bar, restaurant and convenience store in Windsor had one of my signs” Yates said on Thursday.
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Windsor, ON – The Kiss-cam a long time feature at sporting events where the arena cameraman pans around to find a couple sitting together then puts the image on the big-screen over centre ice that encourages them to kiss is being replaced by a new feature, the Public-Break-Up-cam.
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Windsor, ON – The long range forecast for the next week predicts Windsor will see a possible accumulation of one to two centimetres of snow. Along with the minor snow fall Windsor drivers will experience the annual effect of not being able to drive during the first snow fall of the year.
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Windsor, ON – A local smartphone revealed on Friday that he isn’t actually all that smart. Dan the Smartphone came forward with the startling revelation that he is just making up most answers he gives. “When someone asks me what is ten plus ten I answer twenty. No problem. But when someone asks what 201 times 840 I just guess at the answer. No ever asks me to show my work so I’ve gotten away with it for years”.
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