Windsor, ON – A Windsor man who did not want to give his name reported to media outlets on Thursday that he bought a greeting card at a local Walmart even though the greeting card section was roped off as being non-essential at the store.  “I know I shouldn’t have done it and to be honest it was kind of exhilarating” the rebellious shopper breathlessly said as he explained his purchase.

Windsor, ON – Four weeks into the latest pandemic lockdown in Ontario local man, Karl Fritz, was relieved to find out that he could still get a six-pack of his favourite donuts at the grocery store. “I’d been hearing that they were roping off sections at the stores to limit what you can or cannot purchase.   You have no idea the feeling of relief that swept over me when I realized I could still get my donuts” Mr. Fritz said on Wednesday as he exited the store.