City Councilman suggests Windsor should opt-out of future Cinnabon stores

Windsor, ON – Councilman Frank Edwards announced today that in his opinion Windsor should opt-out of having future Cinnabon stores in the downtown core. “There is the location at Devonshire Mall and four other Cinnabon stores within driving distance in the Detroit area.  I don’t feel there is a need for a Cinnabon store in downtown Windsor” Edwards said on Monday.
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Local man struggling to come up with something to be offended about this holiday season

Windsor, ON – James Gibson, age 38, from Windsor is not having a very good holiday season. Mr. Gibson hasn’t seen anything that truly offends him on television or social media this year.   “Most of my friends have complained about something but I just can’t relate.  It’s very frustrating to not have something to bitch about during the holidays”.
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Jumbo-Cabbage harassed about recent weight gain

Windsor, ON – Sitting quietly in the fruits and vegetables section of a local grocery a Jumbo-Cabbage reports he has gained a significant amount of weight since the summer. “I stopped going to the gym and developed some poor nutritional habits but I thought I could drop the excess weight by getting back into exercising but the results aren’t there so far” the Cabbage said on Wednesday.
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