Windsor, ON – Garry Hunt, age 53, from Windsor is new to the dating world of 2019. “I was married for twenty years and just started dating after my divorce” the bewildered Hunt explained to gathered media on Friday Morning adding “And I met this girl and she is her in early 30’s and she pretty much only communicates by text message when we’re not together”.
Windsor, ON – Late Monday evening a U.S. drone was detected flying into Canadian air space near the Detroit River. In a barrage of light and sound Canada responded by shooting approximately ten thousand short range rockets at the drone.
Windsor, ON – After becoming a huge Toronto Raptors and St. Louis Blues fan over the last three weeks, Larry Moxley of Windsor doesn’t know what do to with the rest of his summer now that the NBA and NHL seasons are over. “It’s been a crazy couple of weeks with both of my favourite teams winning their respective championships” said Moxley during a Friday morning media scrum. Continue reading
Windsor, ON – Local sports aficionado Larry Moxley, age 42, of Windsor is looking forward to the Toronto Raptors first appearance in the NBA Finals tonight. “I’ve actually never watched an entire basketball game from start to finish but I am very excited about the Raptors run to a championship!”
Windsor, ON – In a discovery of epic proportions Christopher Dunne, age 17, of Windsor, Ontario has stumbled across a solution for world hunger and famine relief. “I can’t believe someone hadn’t thought of this already. It is so simple!” Mr. Dunne exclaimed at the start of his press conference on Friday morning to announce his discovery. Continue reading
Windsor, ON – Growing up James Arthur, age 25, of Windsor was told by his mother that he would spoil his dinner and that he would not have an appetite if he ate cookies before the meal was served. Deciding to put this to the test Mr. Arthur conducted a study this past month and reached the conclusion that you will indeed spoil your dinner by eating cookies. Continue reading