Windsor, ON – There was a sighting of a possible Chinese spy balloon this past weekend near Walker Road in Windsor, Ontario.   The sighting was first reported by Timmy Jenkins, age four, who spotted the balloon while attending a colleague’s birthday celebration.

Mr. Jenkins reported the stray balloon to his parents who happened to be in attendance “I looked up and said to my Mother that the balloon had been stationary for some time.   I may only be four years old but I watch a lot of CNN and consider myself a vigilant person so I thought it best to report the balloon’s suspicious appearance.   Besides they hadn’t served the birthday cake yet and I was getting kind of bored.”

As of press time the balloon was still in place but personnel at the banquet hall said it would be retrieved once they had a long enough ladder and would be turned over to the proper authorities.