Windsor, ON – Louis Dixon, age 64, of Windsor recently lamented the loss of his favourite hobby due to advancements in technology. “It is pretty much impossible to make obscene phone calls any more” Mr. Dixon said from his residence on Windsor’s west side.

Windsor, ON – Gathered for a weekly chat over a pint at their local pub a group of friends have been left debating about whether or not one member of the group was telling a racist joke or not.

Windsor, ON – A startling new study released today by the University of Windsor contains a bomb-shell revelation that so-called fun-size candy bars are actually just really small versions of regular candy bars.

Windsor, ON – Newly declared Toronto Raptors super-fan Ken Tyson, age 31, of Windsor has a busy couple of weeks ahead of him as he tries to get caught up on all things about the Raptors ahead of their 25th anniversary season that tips-off on October 22nd. “I’ve never watched a game before but all my friends were so into it last season I thought the time was right to catch-up”.

Windsor, ON – Film buff and self-described expert on pornographic continuity Artie Cameron, age 41, of Windsor provided a review of the new release Top-Heavy Home Wreckers Part 3 “I thought the film was really good overall. Having seen the first two installments I will admit to being a fan so I may be a little biased”.

Windsor, ON – Jordan Banks, age 19, of Windsor admits he has not been keeping up about the candidates in his riding of Windsor-West ahead of the upcoming Federal Election on October 21, 2019  “I’ve been really, really busy.   Borderlands 3 came out the other day so I’ve been focusing on that” Banks said.