Marijuana jokes in shorty supply one week after legalization

Windsor, ON – Only one week after Canada became the first country to legalize marijuana jokes about weed have stopped appearing on social media. “The first few days were awesome” said local marijuana joke-teller Caleb Richards “the jokes were everywhere.  We had stuff about clouds of weed-smoke covering Canada on weather maps and all the Doritos jokes.  Now there is nothing”.
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Both Michael Bolton fans excited about his return to Windsor

Windsor, ON – Trevor Davidson and Walter Scott of Windsor were excited to hear the announcement that Michael Bolton was returning to Windsor for a concert at Caesars Windsor in December.  “Not only will he be playing his greatest hits but he’ll also be singing holiday favourites!   Can you believe it?  Holiday favourites!”  Mr. Davidson exclaimed as he heard the news.
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