Six-year-old boy announces new Windsor-Detroit bridge project

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Windsor, ON – Jacob Haskins, age six, of Windsor, Ontario announced plans Wednesday morning for a new bridge connecting Canada and the United States that he will be building entirely out of Lego-bricks.  “I’ve seen in the news recently that the Gordie Howe Bridge project will be held up another two or three years and the Moroun family got their go-ahead to begin construction on a twin-span for the Ambassador Bridge so I thought the time was right for me to announce my intentions of building a bridge connecting Windsor and Detroit entirely of Legos” Jacob said at a hastily called news conference.
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Next 100-year storm due to hit next July

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Windsor, ON – The city of Windsor, having been hit with so-called100-year storms in both 2016 and 2017, was told by meteorologists today to expect the next 100-year storm in July 2018.   100-year storms are defined as severe weather occurrences that happen once a century.  “We’re fairly confident in our forecast given that the 100-year storms are now occurring every eleven months” said Chief Meteorologist Dan Regan on Wednesday.
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So called Jenga champion has epic fail at grocery store

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Windsor, ON – Matt Foster, aged 35, of Windsor, Ontario who holds a family game night record of 371 consecutive Jenga victories over friends and family had a decidedly bad experience while grocery shopping this past weekend.   As Foster entered the grocery store he paused at the pop-display pyramid to apply his Jenga skills to retrieving a case of Coca-Cola when things went awry.
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