Windsor, ON – Justin Richards, age 27, of Windsor is recovering after a harrowing encounter with a cougar last Saturday night. “She came out of nowhere. I barely had time to react” Richards reported to gathered media “The city really has to do something to protect people”. Continue reading
With the news that the Ontario licence plate motto “Yours to discover” is set to expire What’s Up Windsor has compiled a list of the Top Ten suggested Ontario Licence Plate Replacement Slogans. Counting down from ten to one:
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Windsor, ON – Sitting down to eat at his local tavern Adam Borden, age 46, of Windsor thought he was making the smart choice when asked what side he would like with his burger and ordered the salad. Almost immediately Mr. Borden experienced feelings of angst and regret. “I really wanted the fries but I was out on a first date and thought I’d better get the salad so my date would think I eat healthy”. Continue reading
Windsor, ON – Windsor Spitfires season ticket holder Brian Banner, age 41, thinks he knows why the Spitfires have been struggling lately “They aren’t listening to me. I’m yelling instructions during the play and not one player on the team listens to my advice”.
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Windsor, ON – Windsor resident Ed Freeman, age 48, presented the results of his weight loss program this week with admittedly poor outcomes. “I just don’t get it. I’ve been on this program for two entire weeks and have actually gained weight. It is frustrating because I’m all about healthy eating and exercise” Mr. Freeman reported.
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Windsor, ON – In a surprising new study local experts have declared bacon to better than broccoli. “We spent at least two weeks researching this and did a blind taste test among several demographics. Fourth, fifth and sixth graders were part of our study and bacon won out every time” announced science fair participant Kenny Tyson, age 11, of William G. Davis public school.
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