Man having trouble with dating profile “opening line”

Windsor, ON – Harold Martin, age 46, of Windsor has been struggling on how to best describe himself in one sentence when completing his profile on several dating sites. “I’m on E-Harmony, Plenty of Fish and of course, Christian Mingle but I never know what to write when they ask you to describe yourself in one-sentence” Martin said on Friday.
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Man realizes too late he has chosen wrong check-out line

Windsor, ON – While completing his weekly grocery shopping this past weekend Kevin Lauzon of Windsor choose lane six at his local grocery store before realizing a price-check was already in progress at the front of the line with another customer. “I should have been more aware of my surroundings and looked up but seriously who insists on a price-check on one plum-tomato?” asked Mr. Lauzon.
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