Windsor, ON –  It has been an agonizing one-year wait but local hockey fanatic Derek Simms, age 18, of Windsor couldn’t be happier that his favourite team, the Seattle Kraken, have reached the second round of the NHL playoffs this year.   Derek could not contain his excitement on Tuesday evening after Seattle took the first game of round two from the Dallas Stars “You have no idea how long I have waited for the Kraken to get out of the first round.  It feels like a lifetime and now we’re up a game in round two!”

Windsor, ON – There was a sighting of a possible Chinese spy balloon this past weekend near Walker Road in Windsor, Ontario.   The sighting was first reported by Timmy Jenkins, age four, who spotted the balloon while attending a colleague’s birthday celebration.

Windsor, ON – Nick Cross, age 38, of Windsor, Ontario has recently reached a milestone of a home renovation project as the picture frames sitting in his living room have yet to be hung on the wall after two years.  “I’ve been meaning to get around to that but just haven’t had the time” Mr. Cross said on Tuesday morning.

Windsor, ON – A split second decision provided a local man, Jack Briscoe age 45 of Windsor, a five-minute time-savings along with a rapturous thrill on Thursday evening when he picked the quicker of two drive-thru lanes at McDonalds.

Windsor, ON – Nick Henderson, age 48 of Windsor, has had the same disappointment every day when returning home from work since June 2^nd that being he has not received a voice mail message from Premier Doug Ford.  “I don’t get it.   He called me three times before the election.   Left me a very nice voice mail message each time and told me I was his friend and now nothing” an agitated Mr. Henderson reported on Tuesday.