Windsor, ON – Karen Hart, age 32, of Windsor is experiencing frustration with her name and being called a Karen. As Karen has become a generic nickname for women who present themselves as entitled, rude and display a lack of concern or empathy for others it seems people who actually have the name Karen have run into unique problems during 2020.
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Windsor, ON – Self-described hockey-nut Martin Lundy, age 49, of Windsor is hoping to see something very specific during tonight’s Game Six of the Stanley Cup Final between the Dallas Stars and the Tampa Bay Lightning a stick-measurement call. “It has been forever since we’ve seen a good stick measurement during the Stanley Cup finals” said Mr. Lundy ahead of the puck-drop tonight.
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Windsor, ON – “Well it’s happened again! It’s been what six, seven years? But here we go they’re changing the layout of Facebook again” an exasperated Brian Foley exclaimed on Thursday evening.
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Windsor, ON – A dog in Windsor is calling out the government for their muzzle-mandate. Identifying himself only as Charlie, the local canine said he was tired of the government infringing on his rights “I shouldn’t have to wear a muzzle if I don’t want too. The government can’t tell me what to do no matter how much it assists in overall public safety” Charlie announced to gathered media on Wednesday.
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Windsor, ON – Since March Chad Lancaster has been unable to participate in his favorite leisure activity of speaking to women in bars in the hopes of finding a new hook-up. “I’ve spent years perfecting my technique” Mr. Lancaster proudly stated to gathered media on Thursday.
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Windsor, ON – You’ve heard of the Dirty Sanchez, the Twitter-Bang and the Pearl Necklace but did you know that Windsor, Ontario is home to several unique sexual positions? Counting down from 10 to 1 here’s the Top Ten Sexual Positions from Windsor, Ontario.
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