Windsor, ON – Sitting quietly in the fruits and vegetables section of a local grocery a Jumbo-Cabbage reports he has gained a significant amount of weight since the summer. “I stopped going to the gym and developed some poor nutritional habits but I thought I could drop the excess weight by getting back into exercising but the results aren’t there so far” the Cabbage said on Wednesday.
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Monthly Archives: November 2018
Mass amnesia hits Windsor drivers during first snow fall of the year
Windsor, ON – The annual phenomenon of Windsor drivers being hit with a mass amnesia and forgetting how to drive in snow has again overwhelmed a majority of motorists in the Windsor area.
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Inmate upset about daylight savings time “falling back” one hour
Windsor, ON – Recently sentenced to two weeks in jail for several unpaid parking tickets local inmate Jeremy Douglas was upset to learn that he will be spending an extra hour in jail this weekend ahead of his release on Monday.
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