Windsor, ON – You’ve heard of the Dirty Sanchez, the Twitter-Bang and the Pearl Necklace but did you know that Windsor, Ontario is home to several unique sexual positions? Counting down from 10 to 1 here’s the Top Ten Sexual Positions from Windsor, Ontario.

Windsor, ON – George Preston, age 51, of Windsor, Ontario has been adamant that he should not have to wear a mask to help prevent the spread of COVID-19 because of his mistaken belief that a mask will restrict his oxygen intake but recently announced that he is really looking forward to picking out a new Halloween mask this year.