Windsor, ON – As the controversy continues around the Caboto Club in Windsor not allowing women to be voting members another contentious issue has arisen. “Apparently you have to be Italian to be given the Italian of the Year award?” questioned local Scottish man, Angus Grey “this seems very discriminatory to me”.
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Windsor, ON – A large pot hole on Riverside Drive East declared it’s intentions of becoming a sink hole by the end of March. “I think it is time I moved up in the world. I have been a pot hole for three seasons now and I think the time is right to move up to sink hole status” the pot hole announced on Wednesday.
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A new on-going feature at What’s Up Windsor. The One Minute Movie Review. This week Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Windsor, ON – Dave Harris of Windsor was stunned this past weekend when friends told him that his recent political and social opinions were not based in actual fact. “I can’t believe it” Harris said at a hastily called news conference on Monday morning.
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Leamington, ON – In effort to revitalize tourism in Essex County the Ontario Bureau of Tourism announced plans on Wednesday to re-brand Leamington as the new “Cannabis Capital of Canada”. Leamington has previously been known as the Sun Parlour of Canada and the Tomato Capital Canada but with rapidly expanding marijuana industry taking over the area the Bureau of Tourism felt the time was right for a change.
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Detroit, MI – The meteor that landed in the Detroit area Tuesday night has come forward to ask that it be allowed to enter Canada under the Immigration and Refugee Act. “I honestly thought I was going to land in Leamington but somehow my GPS got me turned around and I landed in Clarkston, Michigan” the meteor said on Thursday.
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