Windsor, ON – With the campaign season heating up for the upcoming municipal election What’s Up Windsor has compiled the Top Ten campaign promises that local politicians can make when out on the campaign trail. Counting down from ten to one here’s the list of Windsor campaign promises.
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Windsor, ON – After an almost two year process a local exercise bicycle has finally completed its transformation and become a storage unit. “It wasn’t easy” said the bicycle “I had to work at it to get the results I wanted”.
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Windsor, ON – With this week’s arrest of a man in Jackson Park for carrying a hatchet in his pants What’s Up Windsor is providing a list of the top-ten things to carry in your pants instead of a hatchet. Counting down from ten to one here’s some ideas on what you can carry in your pants while visiting a park in Windsor, Ontario.
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Omaha, Nebraska – “I swear she’s real” exclaimed Wyatt Cooper, age 15, of Omaha. “We met at Disney World last year when her family and my family were at the Magic Kingdom on vacation at the same time. I even saw her boobs once. Well, I saw one of them but I think that counts for something”.
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Windsor, ON – The annual Flat-Earth Society conference was held last week in Denver, Colorado and Windsor, Ontario was named the flattest city on the flat earth map. The annual conference is held and attended by persons who believe the earth is flat and this year Windsor was recognized for its unique flatness.
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Windsor, ON – Fresh onto the Windsor dating scene Benjamin Webb, age 56, has begun the task of finding a new girlfriend after a recent divorce following 25 years of marriage. “Got married when I was 21 and but things haven’t been good for awhile so we split up. Now I am out here again in the dating world” Webb explained to gathered media on Tuesday.
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