Windsor, ON – After inviting a lady friend over to his apartment local man, Danny Irving of Windsor, was surprised to find out that he misunderstood what “Netflix and Chill” actually meant.   “I’ve heard people saying it a lot so I invited my friend Sarah over to Netflix and Chill and she said yes” said the confused Romeo.
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Windsor, ON – A group of friends gathered this past weekend to plan out an intervention for a friend’s ear hair.  Richard Reynolds turned 50 years old this past May and since his birthday earlier this summer his ear hair has exploded in growth to the dismay of his friends and co-workers.
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Windsor, ON – Startling news this week coming out of New-Comic-Book-Day. While attending the weekly trip to the comic book store with his friends Mark Buckingham was outed as a fraud. It was revealed on Wednesday that Mr. Buckingham has only been pretending to like comic books.
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Windsor, ON – Tim and Stacey Apter awoke Sunday morning to a troubling Facebook friend request. It was a request to be friends from a couple that they had only met only hours earlier at a mutual friend’s wedding reception. The request was from a shared account of a Bill & Tammy Carson of Leamington, Ontario.
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Detroit, MI – After several years of study the source of the notorious Windsor hum which has been described as part noise and part vibration, which varies in intensity and comes and goes at random intervals, sometimes lasting hours and other times droning on for days has been uncovered.
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Windsor, ON – Darren Holmes, aged 38, of Windsor, Ontario is the recipient of the 2016 Most Annoying Person in the World competition.   Entrants were nominated from around the globe including politicians, entertainers, people from everyday walks-of-life and even one Kardashian.   Mr. Holmes won out with a late surge of annoying behaviour leading up to the final vote.
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