Arms Bumanlag rescue operation underway

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Windsor, ON – An operation is underway in an effort to rescue Arms Bumanlag who has been trapped on the rooftop of the CTV-Bell Building giving weather reports for the last several years. CTV News Windsor moved to the building at the end of 2013 and weather reporter Arms Bumanlag has been trapped on the roof forced to update the viewing audience on the daily weather situation for the better part of three years now.
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Man proud to buy condoms for first time in 2 years

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Local man Edwin Hall, aged 49, who hasn’t dated in two years recently struck gold on Christian Mingle and purchased condoms for the first time in 24 months.

Mr. Hall reported that he has created profiles on most every website dating service “Match, OK Cupid, E-Harmony, Lava-Life and Christian Mingle. You name it I’ve tried it” he said during a recent trip to Shoppers Drug Mart to purchase condoms. “It’s a one in a million shot really” he reported when describing his internet chat with what appears to be the only promiscuous girl on the Christine Mingle website. Having been single since the summer of 2014 he has no need for condoms and was looking forward to the purchase.
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