Windsor, ON – During a recent interview the E.C. Row Expressway said it was tired of annual construction. “How would you like an invasive surgery completed on you every summer?” the roadway asked.  “It is very frustrating, down to one lane, slow-downs, it takes a toll after a while”.

The past several years has seen construction every summer on the Expressway with the result being the roadway’s central complaint “Can’t I get one year off?   Seriously, just one year when the city leaves me alone?”

In addition to the construction the Expressway had another request for the citizens of Windsor “Can you people move your single-vehicle roll-over accidents someplace else?   I mean, really, no traffic, good weather and there are continuous single-vehicle accidents all the time!”    The roadway followed up with a suggestion “just move your roll-over accidents to Riverside Drive or Tecumseh Road, Tecumseh Road has always been kind of a dick, use Tecumseh for roll-overs and give me a break”.

Current construction on the Expressway is expected to continue until October 2016.