Amherstburg, ON – A giant used condom has appeared in the Detroit River near Amherstburg. “It would appear that someone got a little frisky on Saturday night near the riverfront” said Coast Guard captain, Walter Brody.
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Tips for avoiding West Nile Virus
Windsor, ON – The Windsor-Essex County Health Unit confirmed this week that a local resident has tested positive for the West Nile virus. This is the first confirmed case in 2017. Here are ten helpful tips for avoiding the West Nile virus.
Man realizes too late he has chosen wrong check-out line
Windsor, ON – While completing his weekly grocery shopping this past weekend Kevin Lauzon of Windsor choose lane six at his local grocery store before realizing a price-check was already in progress at the front of the line with another customer. “I should have been more aware of my surroundings and looked up but seriously who insists on a price-check on one plum-tomato?” asked Mr. Lauzon.
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Concert nearly ruined by man clapping out of time with the music
Windsor, ON – Huey Lewis and the News played an amazing show at Caesar’s Windsor on Thursday evening to a sold-out crowd of excited rock n’ roll fans but the show was marred by an ugly event during the band’s encore. During the second encore song, Happy to Be Stuck with You, one man in row eight started clapping along out of time.
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Scooby-Doo villain relocating to Windsor
Windsor, ON – It’s not just retirees from Toronto or investors looking to take advantage of a hot real estate market coming to Windsor. Now a classic villain from Scooby-Doo has set his sights on the Rose City. Carl A. Creeper famous from his encounters with Scooby, Shaggy and the gang announced his plans to move to Windsor this week.
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Seamstress with long ladder needed for giant flag repairs
Windsor, ON – Windsor’s giant Canadian flag at the riverfront has suffered some wear and tear in it’s first two months in place and as a result some repairs are needed. The city is now looking for a qualified seamstress with a really long ladder to assist with upkeep on the flag.
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