Giant used condom spotted near Amherstburg

Amherstburg, ON – A giant used condom has appeared in the Detroit River near Amherstburg.   “It would appear that someone got a little frisky on Saturday night near the riverfront” said Coast Guard captain, Walter Brody.

The seaman went on to say “we are working with the public health unit on extracting the condom and hope to have the waterways clear later today”.  The public health unit, while commending the use of giant condoms and having safe sex, has asked citizens to dispose of condoms in a more ecologically friendly way in the future.