Windsor, ON – Scott Brooks, a married father of four has officially requested a trade from his family game night team.   Every Thursday evening Brooks along with his wife, two sons and two daughters spend quality time playing a card or board game together but after two years of never winning a game Mr. Brooks announced that he wanted off of his current team.

“I’m stuck with the two boys and I love my sons but they are not very bright.   They always play cards at the wrong time or forget when it is their turn to roll the dice.  I’m tired of always losing.   The boys are just idiots to be honest” said Brooks on Monday ahead of his family’s annual game night trade deadline on Wednesday.

“I’ve got a niece and nephew who stop by from time to time. I’m hoping they’ll pick me up and I can get finally get away from Todd and Kyle and get myself with a winning team” Brooks added before exiting the press briefing to attend Jenga practice.