Windsor, ON – Dr. David Octavius of Windsor, who has been featured in several recent CIBC mortgage commercials, was charged this week for completing and billing for several unnecessary prostate exams on penguins.
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Windsor, ON – Allison Troy of Windsor recently ended her two-year relationship due to a lack of emojis being sent by her boyfriend Dave Miller.   Besides being romantically involved for the last 24 month the couple texted daily but Allison reports that “Dave just never used emojis and it really started to bother me so I broke things off”.
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Windsor, ON – In a closed-door session on Friday Windsor City Council approved an additional $300,000 for green pool water for the upcoming FINA World Swimming Championships to be held in the city from December 6th to December 11th.
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Windsor, ON – The University of Windsor announced today the results of a year-long study of car accessories and have determined that people who have added an eye-lash accessory to the headlights of their car have a very low I.Q.
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Windsor, ON – When CBC released their overnight viewing numbers for the Tragically Hip’s final concert one number stood out.  It appears only one person in Canada missed seeing the concert.  James Kelly of Windsor, Ontario was the only person reported to have not seen the final show of one of Canada’s most beloved acts.
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Windsor, ON – After inviting a lady friend over to his apartment local man, Danny Irving of Windsor, was surprised to find out that he misunderstood what “Netflix and Chill” actually meant.   “I’ve heard people saying it a lot so I invited my friend Sarah over to Netflix and Chill and she said yes” said the confused Romeo.
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