Windsor, ON – Jordan Banks, age 19, of Windsor admits he has not been keeping up about the candidates in his riding of Windsor-West ahead of the upcoming Federal Election on October 21, 2019 “I’ve been really, really busy. Borderlands 3 came out the other day so I’ve been focusing on that” Banks said.
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Windsor, ON – Pamela and Craig Davidson have reached a breaking point with their third child, eight-year-old Damian. “We take great pride in our social media accounts and document every aspect of our lives and Damian just isn’t pulling his weight” Mrs. Davidson explained after reviewing Damian’s annual back to school photo.
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What’s Up Windsor has compiled the Top 10 Windsor street names that could also be titles of porn movies. Counting down from ten to one:
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Windsor, ON – Mike Lalonde, age 54, of Windsor, Ontario has come up with a solution for people who complain about the Amber Alert waking up them up in the middle of the night. “It just hit me the other night when the alert went off at 3:00am. I’ve changed my ring tone on my phone to the sound of the Amber Alert”. Continue reading
Windsor, ON – Garry Hunt, age 53, from Windsor is new to the dating world of 2019. “I was married for twenty years and just started dating after my divorce” the bewildered Hunt explained to gathered media on Friday Morning adding “And I met this girl and she is her in early 30’s and she pretty much only communicates by text message when we’re not together”.
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Windsor, ON – Late Monday evening a U.S. drone was detected flying into Canadian air space near the Detroit River. In a barrage of light and sound Canada responded by shooting approximately ten thousand short range rockets at the drone.
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