Windsor, ON – Jared Burnett of Windsor recently purchased a new-used car without realizing it would ruin his stalking activities. Mr. Burnett had been regularly stalking two former acquaintances over for the last eighteen months.
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Doctor charged with unnecessary prostate exams on penguins
Windsor, ON – Dr. David Octavius of Windsor, who has been featured in several recent CIBC mortgage commercials, was charged this week for completing and billing for several unnecessary prostate exams on penguins.
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Woman ends relationship over lack of emojis
Windsor, ON – Allison Troy of Windsor recently ended her two-year relationship due to a lack of emojis being sent by her boyfriend Dave Miller. Besides being romantically involved for the last 24 month the couple texted daily but Allison reports that “Dave just never used emojis and it really started to bother me so I broke things off”.
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Windsor City Council approves $300,000 for authentic green pool water
Windsor, ON – In a closed-door session on Friday Windsor City Council approved an additional $300,000 for green pool water for the upcoming FINA World Swimming Championships to be held in the city from December 6th to December 11th.
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Study shows people with eye-lash headlight covers are stupid
Windsor, ON – The University of Windsor announced today the results of a year-long study of car accessories and have determined that people who have added an eye-lash accessory to the headlights of their car have a very low I.Q.
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Windsor man only person in Canada to miss Tragically Hip concert
Windsor, ON – When CBC released their overnight viewing numbers for the Tragically Hip’s final concert one number stood out. It appears only one person in Canada missed seeing the concert. James Kelly of Windsor, Ontario was the only person reported to have not seen the final show of one of Canada’s most beloved acts.
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