New study shows that you can spoil your dinner with cookies

Windsor, ON – Growing up James Arthur, age 25, of Windsor was told by his mother that he would spoil his dinner and that he would not have an appetite if he ate cookies before the meal was served. Deciding to put this to the test Mr. Arthur conducted a study this past month and reached the conclusion that you will indeed spoil your dinner by eating cookies.

“I had a plate of Oreo cookies for before dinner twice last week. I had the limited edition Oreo’s, the Most Stuff kind, and I really didn’t feel like having dinner an hour later.   Who knew?   My Mom was right all along” Mr. Arthur revealed during a summary presentation on his findings.

When asked what his next area of study will be Mr. Arthur said he plans to the test the theory on whether or not he will go blind if he keeps up nightly bedtime routines.

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