Windsor, ON – Only one week after Canada became the first country to legalize marijuana jokes about weed have stopped appearing on social media. “The first few days were awesome” said local marijuana joke-teller Caleb Richards “the jokes were everywhere. We had stuff about clouds of weed-smoke covering Canada on weather maps and all the Doritos jokes. Now there is nothing”.
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Local woman realizes all her on-line comments on Windsor Star stories have been wrong
Windsor, ON – Darlene Davis, 39, of Windsor has been commenting daily on multiple Windsor Star stories on-line for several years but realized this past weekend that every comment or idea she has posted has probably been wrong. “I feel kind of stupid” Ms. Davis said on Tuesday.
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Most recent poll shows three-way tie in mayoral race
Windsor, ON – After a recent poll taken in the Walkerville area Whats Up Windsor can report a virtual dead-heat in this year’s mayoral race. Five people having after-work-beverages the Walkerville Tavern last Friday participated in this poll and were asked which candidate was their preference in the mayoral race.
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Both Michael Bolton fans excited about his return to Windsor
Windsor, ON – Trevor Davidson and Walter Scott of Windsor were excited to hear the announcement that Michael Bolton was returning to Windsor for a concert at Caesars Windsor in December. “Not only will he be playing his greatest hits but he’ll also be singing holiday favourites! Can you believe it? Holiday favourites!” Mr. Davidson exclaimed as he heard the news.
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City council candidate knocks on 400 doors and runs away when people answer
Windsor, ON – Ward 11 city council candidate Peter Brock has run into problems with his grass-roots door knocking campaign in recent weeks. “I just get so nervous when I have to speak to strangers so my door knocking idea isn’t going over very well” explained Mr. Brock on Friday.
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Local man surprised that motor on bicycle not impressing the ladies
Windsor, ON – Montgomery Davies, age 44, of Windsor recently modified his bicycle to have a small motor attached to it. “I like to ride my bike but I really hate exercise” Davies said after completing a ride around the Walkerville area.
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