Windsor, ON – Darren Holmes, aged 38, of Windsor, Ontario is the recipient of the 2016 Most Annoying Person in the World competition.   Entrants were nominated from around the globe including politicians, entertainers, people from everyday walks-of-life and even one Kardashian.   Mr. Holmes won out with a late surge of annoying behaviour leading up to the final vote.
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Windsor, ON – After seeing the “hey, brother” Coca-Cola commercial 300 times in one week Jay Shipman, age 31, of Windsor destroyed his television in a fit of rage on Saturday.  “I just couldn’t take it anymore” said Shipman.
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Windsor, ON – After spending several frustrating months trying to come with an idea for a new cover band 42-year old guitarist Eddie Lynch of Windsor has hit upon what he thinks is his best idea yet, a cover band dedicated to the music of Canadian artist Gino Vannelli.
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Windsor, ON – Windsor city council member Frank Edwards will be unveiling a plan at this week’s city council meeting to rename Ouellette Avenue to a new name that he believes will be a tourist draw, The Big O. “I think it is in the best interest of the city to rename Ouellette” stated Mr. Edwards at a press conference on Friday.
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Windsor, ON – A group of Donald Trump supporters left Cleveland, Ohio and the Republican National Convention to visit Windsor on Wednesday evening for some site-seeing. Caleb Danzig of Charlotte, North Carolina commented “I really appreciate all the hard work that must have gone into building this fantastic moat between the United States and Canada” while looking at the Detroit River.
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Windsor, ON – Troy Martin of Windsor, Ontario believes he is cursed when it comes to fast food restaurants with two-lane drive-thru choices. “I never guess correctly” he says, “there could be 5 cars in one lane and 1 car in the next lane and I’ll pick the lane with 1 car and be waiting forever! 4 out of the 5 cars in the other lane will pass by me before my order is even taken. It is very frustrating”.
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