Windsor, ON – Following in a long-line of popular fads to hit the Rose City including dancing Gangham Style, collecting Beanie Babies and owning a water-bed the latest cultural phenomenon has hit Windsor: filing a complaint with the integrity commissioner.
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New autonomous vehicles coming to Windsor
Windsor, ON – With the announcement this week that Windsor has been selected as a future test-market for driverless cars in Canada plans are already underway to have the vehicles programmed to behave just like drivers in the Windsor area.
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Long suffering Las Vegas Golden Knights fan enjoying playoff success
Windsor, ON – Scott Colton, age 37, of Windsor, Ontario describes himself as a life-long Las Vegas Golden Knights fan. “I’ve been a big supporter ever since the franchise was announced in 2016” an excited Colton exclaimed while watching Thursday night’s 7-0 win over the San Jose Sharks.
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Man convinces wife that earthquake was based on his sexual prowess
Windsor, ON – When a 3.6 magnitude earthquake hit Essex County on Thursday night local resident Oliver Terrell, age 51 of Windsor, was lucky enough to be engaged in intercourse with his wife Alanna at the exact moment the earthquake was registered.
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Local man won’t shut-up about his NHL playoff bracket
Windsor, ON – Fred Walton, age 51, of Windsor completed his on-line NHL playoff bracket on Monday evening and thinks everyone needs to know how great his picks are. “Sure it took me about two hours to figure out how to login but once I did I know I nailed every pick. I spent most of the weekend researching my picks” Walton told gathered media on Wednesday morning ahead of the start of the playoffs.
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New study shows chocolate eggs healthier than real eggs
Windsor, ON – A group of local scientists have issued a paper with their conclusion that chocolate eggs are healthier than real eggs. The scientists aged 8 to 10 attend William G. Davis public school and announced their findings ahead of the Easter weekend.
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