{"id":1345,"date":"2019-05-24T14:38:38","date_gmt":"2019-05-24T14:38:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1345"},"modified":"2019-05-24T14:38:38","modified_gmt":"2019-05-24T14:38:38","slug":"windsor-teen-announces-plan-to-assist-with-famine-relief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1345","title":{"rendered":"Windsor teen announces plan to assist with famine relief"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Windsor, ON \u2013 In a discovery of epic proportions Christopher Dunne, age 17, of Windsor, Ontario has stumbled across a solution for world hunger and famine relief.\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI can\u2019t believe someone hadn\u2019t thought of this already.\u00a0 It is so simple!\u201d Mr. Dunne exclaimed at the start of his press conference on Friday morning to announce his discovery.<\/p>\n

Mr. Dunne described the scene to the gathered media \u201cI was watching television and I saw one of those commercials asking for a monthly donation for world famine relief and then it happened.\u00a0\u00a0 The very next commercial was for Skip-The-Dishes.\u00a0 That\u2019s when it hit me!\u00a0 People who are starving and can\u2019t get food just have to call Skip-The-Dishes or Uber-Eats or Grub-Hub and get the food delivered to them.\u00a0 I use these all the time.\u00a0 I am surprised no one has thought of this before!\u201d<\/p>\n

Mr. Dunne expanded further on his plan \u201cAnd then this morning I saw a commercial that grocery stores deliver now too.\u00a0\u00a0 This is even better because people shouldn\u2019t be eating take-out all the time that\u2019s not good for you\u201d.\u00a0\u00a0 Mr. Dunne concluded with an update on his plans for assisting with the problem of global climate change \u201cI don\u2019t want to go into too much detail here because I haven\u2019t figured out all the logistics yet but involves really hot weather in third world countries and a really big air conditioner.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Windsor, ON \u2013 In a discovery of epic proportions Christopher Dunne, age 17, of Windsor, Ontario has stumbled across a solution for world hunger and famine relief.\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI can\u2019t believe someone hadn\u2019t thought of this already.\u00a0 It is so simple!\u201d … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1345"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1348,"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions\/1348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}