{"id":1322,"date":"2019-03-21T15:54:34","date_gmt":"2019-03-21T15:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1322"},"modified":"2019-03-21T15:54:34","modified_gmt":"2019-03-21T15:54:34","slug":"customer-immediately-regrets-ordering-salad-instead-of-fries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1322","title":{"rendered":"Customer immediately regrets ordering salad instead of fries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/hamburger-1414422_960_720.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1323\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/hamburger-1414422_960_720-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/hamburger-1414422_960_720-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/hamburger-1414422_960_720-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/hamburger-1414422_960_720-450x300.jpg 450w, https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/hamburger-1414422_960_720.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 Sitting down to eat at his local tavern\u00a0Adam Borden, age 46, of Windsor thought he was making the\u00a0smart choice when asked what side he would like with his\u00a0burger and ordered the salad.\u00a0\u00a0 Almost immediately Mr. Borden experienced feelings of angst and regret.\u00a0 \u201cI really wanted the fries but I was out on a first date and thought I\u2019d better get the salad so my date would think I eat healthy&#8221;.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Borden said he became preoccupied after his ill-fated decision \u201cI couldn\u2019t stop looking at other people\u2019s meals coming out of the kitchen. Every time the server came out carrying an order I wanted to see if they had fries or salad. Some people&#8217;s orders even had fries with gravy.\u00a0 I was dying for some fries!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When asked for an assessment on how the first date went Mr. Borden\u2019s companion reported disappointment with the evening \u201cHe kept staring at the waitress the whole night. I think he has a crush on her or something.\u00a0 He looked at her more than he looked at me\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 Sitting down to eat at his local tavern\u00a0Adam Borden, age 46, of Windsor thought he was making the\u00a0smart choice when asked what side he would like with his\u00a0burger and ordered the salad.\u00a0\u00a0 Almost immediately Mr. Borden experienced &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1322\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1322"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1325,"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322\/revisions\/1325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}