{"id":853,"date":"2017-08-10T14:12:19","date_gmt":"2017-08-10T14:12:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=853"},"modified":"2017-08-10T14:12:19","modified_gmt":"2017-08-10T14:12:19","slug":"man-having-trouble-with-dating-profile-opening-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=853","title":{"rendered":"Man having trouble with dating profile \u201copening line\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Capturedsite.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-864\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Capturedsite-300x293.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"297\" height=\"290\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Capturedsite-300x293.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Capturedsite-307x300.jpg 307w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Capturedsite.jpg 468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 297px) 100vw, 297px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 Harold Martin, age 46, of Windsor has been struggling on how to best describe himself in one sentence when completing his profile on several dating sites. \u201cI\u2019m on E-Harmony, Plenty of Fish and of course,\u00a0Christian Mingle but I never know what to write when they ask you to describe yourself in one-sentence\u201d Martin said on Friday.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The struggling Romeo explained his dilemma further \u201cI\u2019ve had a few stories written about me in the Windsor Star over the last few years.\u00a0\u00a0 And I noticed when the police talk about me they use one-sentence phrases.\u00a0\u00a0 The ones that come to mind are, o<em>f no fixed address<\/em>, \u00a0or, <em>is previously known to police<\/em>, \u00a0but I think the one that sums me up in one-sentence is <em>Martin is a person of interest in this matter<\/em>\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo you would think with my minor-local-celebrity status because of my name appearing so often in the Windsor Star that I\u2019d be able to get a date really easily. I mean, really, how many other people can say that they are a person of interest?\u00a0\u00a0 It is like an endorsement from the police department on how interesting I am.\u00a0But if I don&#8217;t meet someone soon I am moving to the country so I can join the Farmers Only site&#8221; Martin announced.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 Harold Martin, age 46, of Windsor has been struggling on how to best describe himself in one sentence when completing his profile on several dating sites. \u201cI\u2019m on E-Harmony, Plenty of Fish and of course,\u00a0Christian Mingle but &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=853\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=853"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":868,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853\/revisions\/868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}