{"id":636,"date":"2017-01-18T16:52:29","date_gmt":"2017-01-18T16:52:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=636"},"modified":"2017-01-18T22:36:51","modified_gmt":"2017-01-18T22:36:51","slug":"evil-empire-introduces-new-carbonite-tax","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=636","title":{"rendered":"Evil empire introduces new carbonite tax"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Capture.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-637\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Capture-300x245.jpg\" alt=\"Capture\" width=\"300\" height=\"245\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Capture-300x245.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Capture-367x300.jpg 367w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Capture.jpg 415w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bespin, Cloud City \u2013 Emperor Palpatine introduced his new carbonite tax this week that will be placed on all of the citizens of his galactic empire.\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI got the idea from Kathleen Wynne actually\u201d said the Emperor to gathered media \u201cshe got away with introducing a new carbon tax in her empire so I figured, why not a carbonite tax in mine?\u00a0\u00a0 That lady really knows how to run an empire.\u00a0 I&#8217;m a big fan.\u201d<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Workers at the Tattooine Vapour Farms were already feeling the pinch of the new tax \u201cthe price of fuel for my land-speeder went up 5% overnight and no one is doing anything about it\u201d said a worker who did not want to give his name. \u201cI can\u2019t even afford to go to the Friday Meeting at the Cantina for a drink this week\u201d another worker complained.<\/p>\n<p>The Emperor said the new tax was needed to off-set his new greenhouse initiative on the ice-planet Hoth.\u00a0\u00a0 When asked about if he was concerned about\u00a0critics saying the tax was too much on the citizenry of the empire the Emperor\u2019s spokesman replied \u201cI find their lack of faith disturbing\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bespin, Cloud City \u2013 Emperor Palpatine introduced his new carbonite tax this week that will be placed on all of the citizens of his galactic empire.\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI got the idea from Kathleen Wynne actually\u201d said the Emperor to gathered media &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=636\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=636"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":644,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions\/644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}