{"id":581,"date":"2016-11-24T17:02:49","date_gmt":"2016-11-24T17:02:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=581"},"modified":"2016-11-24T17:02:49","modified_gmt":"2016-11-24T17:02:49","slug":"man-annoys-everyone-announcing-he-has-finished-his-christmas-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=581","title":{"rendered":"Man annoys everyone announcing he has finished his Christmas shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Capture-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-582\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Capture-2-300x211.png\" alt=\"capture\" width=\"300\" height=\"211\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Capture-2-300x211.png 300w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Capture-2-426x300.png 426w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Capture-2.png 507w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; David Hanson of Windsor, Ontario proudly announced to his friends last week that he has finished his Christmas shopping early this year. Since that time every conversation, social media update and correspondence completed by the happy shopper has included a reference to his\u00a0shopping prowess.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s getting really, really irritating\u201d said Artie Nessman a friend of Mr. Hanson. \u201cHe\u2019s on Facebook with a status of \u2018what\u2019s got two thumbs and bought all his presents this year, this guy!\u2019 honestly I can\u2019t take much more. Big deal so he finished his shopping and I haven\u2019t started mine. I wish he would just shut the \u2018F\u2019 up. All of friends are tired of hearing about his big accomplishment.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In the true spirit of the season all of Mr. Hanson\u2019s friends have communicated with one another, wishing each other a happy and safe holiday season while at the same time secretly hoping that Mr. Hanson\u2019s family all hate the gifts he has purchased and that he has to return them all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; David Hanson of Windsor, Ontario proudly announced to his friends last week that he has finished his Christmas shopping early this year. Since that time every conversation, social media update and correspondence completed by the happy shopper &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=581\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=581"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":584,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions\/584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}