{"id":572,"date":"2016-11-17T15:43:24","date_gmt":"2016-11-17T15:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=572"},"modified":"2016-11-17T15:44:41","modified_gmt":"2016-11-17T15:44:41","slug":"third-anniversary-of-the-penis-bush-bandit-fast-approaching","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=572","title":{"rendered":"Third anniversary of the Penis-Bush Bandit fast approaching"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Capture-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-574\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Capture-1-300x233.png\" alt=\"capture\" width=\"300\" height=\"233\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Capture-1-300x233.png 300w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Capture-1-386x300.png 386w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Capture-1.png 741w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 It has been close to three years since Windsor\u2019s infamous Penis-Bush Bandit has struck and Windsor resident Jeff Morris is hopeful for a return.\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019ve missed seeing my hometown mentioned on Jimmy Kimmel and Steven Colbert\u2019s shows.\u00a0 We were in the news a lot in 2013 for our penis bushes. It was a fun time for Windsor\u201d said Morris lamenting a lack of ridicule directed at the city.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Much like the Zodiac Killer the Penis-Bush Bandit was never apprehended. In 2013 shrubbery along the riverfront was re-shaped to look like a giant penis and after reaching some notoriety the Bandit then completed what many consider his masterpiece spelling out the word \u201cP-E-N-I-S\u201d in giant letters at the riverfront by sculpting garland on November 27<sup>th<\/sup>, 2013. \u00a0\u00a0The bandit then went dormant. \u201cIt\u2019s been three years and we haven\u2019t heard from him.\u00a0 Where is the Penis-Bandit?\u00a0\u00a0 Who was the Penis-Bandit?\u201d questioned Morris.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSure Windsor has had other scandals like the library porn show and the 30-year old high-school basketball player but the Penis-Bush Bandit, he was one of a kind\u201d said Morris while thumbing thru his penis-bush scrapbook. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0In an homage to the Bandit Mr. Morris spent this past summer sculpting the shrubs in his backyard to look like penises but the results were disappointing \u201cWhen I finished they looked like they needed Viagra\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 It has been close to three years since Windsor\u2019s infamous Penis-Bush Bandit has struck and Windsor resident Jeff Morris is hopeful for a return.\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019ve missed seeing my hometown mentioned on Jimmy Kimmel and Steven Colbert\u2019s shows.\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=572\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=572"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":578,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions\/578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}