{"id":524,"date":"2016-10-21T05:49:39","date_gmt":"2016-10-21T05:49:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=524"},"modified":"2016-10-21T05:49:39","modified_gmt":"2016-10-21T05:49:39","slug":"windsor-man-accidentally-creates-portal-to-other-dimension-while-building-ikea-book-shelf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=524","title":{"rendered":"Windsor man accidentally creates portal to other dimension while building IKEA book-shelf"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Windsor, ON \u2013 Dave Richards of Windsor opened a portal to an alternate dimension this past week while attempting to put together his new book-shelf that he purchased from IKEA. \u201cI really don\u2019t know how it happened.\u00a0 I was following the instructions the best I could.\u00a0 They said it would take approximately 60 minutes to build the book-shelf\u00a0but after about 3 hours the portal to the other dimension opened in my living room\u201d said a stunned Richards.
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\u201cI\u2019m stuck with this glowing portal now.\u00a0\u00a0 I\u00a0took a quick look\u00a0through to the other side and didn\u2019t see much but am pretty sure I caught a glimpse of some sort of demon.\u00a0\u00a0 Not sure if it was the IKEA instructions or just a coincidence but I think the demon had a Swedish accent.\u00a0 So I didn’t stick my head back through the portal a second time\u201d Mr. Richards said while staring a mounting pile of books that\u00a0he had hoped to place on his new book-shelf.<\/p>\n

Mr. Richards went on to describe how the portal opened \u201cI was using that funky Allen-key and I think I turned it clockwise when I should have turned it counter-clockwise and this portal just popped open near the coffee table\u201d.\u00a0\u00a0 Mr. Richards advised that he has phoned customer support at IKEA and is hoping that the warranty on his book-shelf might help clear up the matter \u201cand the most frustrating thing?\u00a0 I\u2019ve got 8 little plastic caps left over and no idea where they go\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Windsor, ON \u2013 Dave Richards of Windsor opened a portal to an alternate dimension this past week while attempting to put together his new book-shelf that he purchased from IKEA. \u201cI really don\u2019t know how it happened.\u00a0 I was following … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=524"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":530,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524\/revisions\/530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}