{"id":460,"date":"2016-09-15T14:56:13","date_gmt":"2016-09-15T14:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=460"},"modified":"2016-09-15T17:31:25","modified_gmt":"2016-09-15T17:31:25","slug":"man-vows-to-update-his-dating-profile-picture-after-12-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=460","title":{"rendered":"Man vows to update his dating profile picture after 12 years"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Capture-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-461\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Capture-3-300x154.png\" alt=\"capture\" width=\"300\" height=\"154\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Capture-3-300x154.png 300w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Capture-3.png 457w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 Richard Timms of Windsor recently announced his decision to update his dating profile picture for the first time since finishing university in 2004.\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019ve been on Plenty of Fish, E-Harmony and Christian Mingle for the last\u00a0decade and have always used my graduation picture from the University of Windsor as my profile picture\u201d said Timms at a recent media conference.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Mr. Timms went on to say \u201cI think it\u2019s time for a change as some women I have met have seemed a bit startled when they see me.\u00a0\u00a0 I don\u2019t exactly look the same as I did back in 2004\u201d.\u00a0\u00a0 In addition to gaining about 80 pounds and losing all of his hair Timms has grown a somewhat disturbing 70\u2019s porn-mustache in the intervening years.<\/p>\n<p>When asked what picture he will use for his new profile picture Mr. Timms advised \u201cI have one taken in very bad lighting with shadows over most of my face and I\u2019m wearing a hat so I have to say that is the one that will get me the ladies\u201d.\u00a0\u00a0 Known as the Navy Walrus to his friends and acquaintances at the local pub Mr. Timms is looking forward to many more on-line dates and thinks it is just a matter of time before he finds Ms. Right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 Richard Timms of Windsor recently announced his decision to update his dating profile picture for the first time since finishing university in 2004.\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019ve been on Plenty of Fish, E-Harmony and Christian Mingle for the last\u00a0decade and &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=460\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=460"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":467,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460\/revisions\/467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}