{"id":436,"date":"2016-09-08T01:00:58","date_gmt":"2016-09-08T01:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=436"},"modified":"2016-09-08T01:00:58","modified_gmt":"2016-09-08T01:00:58","slug":"new-yellow-car-spoils-mans-stalking-plans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=436","title":{"rendered":"New yellow car spoils man\u2019s stalking plans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Capture-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-437\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Capture-1.png\" alt=\"capture\" width=\"252\" height=\"146\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 Jared Burnett of Windsor recently purchased a new-used car without realizing it would ruin his stalking activities. Mr. Burnett had been regularly stalking two former acquaintances over for the last eighteen months.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Said Burnett \u201cI really liked the colour of the\u00a0car and I wasn\u2019t thinking how it might be a detriment to my stalking. The first night I had the car I was spotted down the street from both of their houses\u201d. With restraining orders already in place Mr. Burnett retreated to his local pub but after parking his new yellow car out front of the establishment two friends stopped in when they saw his vehicle. \u201cIt\u2019s a nightmare\u201d said Burnett. \u201cIt\u2019s like I have the bat-signal on my car. Almost two years of meticulous stalking down the drain\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>When asked about possibly cyber-stalking as a new hobby Mr. Burnett relented \u201cI am pretty old school when it comes to stalking but I guess I have no choice but to start cyber-stalking\u201d. Mr. Burnett finished the interview by asking everyone in the room for their Twitter handles and was busy sending random friend requests on Facebook.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 Jared Burnett of Windsor recently purchased a new-used car without realizing it would ruin his stalking activities. Mr. Burnett had been regularly stalking two former acquaintances over for the last eighteen months.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=436"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":444,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions\/444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}