{"id":408,"date":"2016-09-01T15:21:06","date_gmt":"2016-09-01T15:21:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=408"},"modified":"2016-09-01T15:22:31","modified_gmt":"2016-09-01T15:22:31","slug":"woman-ends-relationship-over-lack-of-emojis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=408","title":{"rendered":"Woman ends relationship over lack of emojis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Capture.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-409\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Capture-300x195.png\" alt=\"Capture\" width=\"300\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Capture-300x195.png 300w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Capture-462x300.png 462w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Capture.png 601w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 Allison Troy of Windsor recently ended her two-year relationship due to a lack of emojis being sent by her boyfriend Dave Miller.\u00a0\u00a0 Besides being romantically involved for the last 24 month the couple texted daily but Allison reports that \u201cDave just never used emojis and it really started to bother me so I broke things off\u201d.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>According to Ms. Troy the relationship was great in every other area \u201cHe\u2019s got a good job, he sends flowers, never forgets birthdays or anniversaries but he just doesn\u2019t use emojis.\u00a0\u00a0 I spent a lot of time texting Dave and I added party hats, beer bottles, pizza slices, eggplants, twenty different colours of heart shapes, all kind of\u00a0emojis and the best he can do is send me back a smiley face or a frowny face.\u00a0 He knows, like, two emojis.\u00a0 It\u2019s not 2005 he should have sent better emojis\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>A newly single Miller responded \u201cI thought I was a good boyfriend but clearly just sending a smiley face text isn\u2019t good enough to keep a relationship going any more. \u00a0\u00a0I swear I was going to \u00a0learn how to do a thumbs-up and winky face but I just never got around to it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ms. Troy stated that she is content with her decision to end things and that she may stay single for a while until she finds Mr. Right \u201cIt may take some time for me to send a beer bottle and an eggplant to another guy\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 Allison Troy of Windsor recently ended her two-year relationship due to a lack of emojis being sent by her boyfriend Dave Miller.\u00a0\u00a0 Besides being romantically involved for the last 24 month the couple texted daily but Allison &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=408\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":414,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions\/414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}