{"id":391,"date":"2016-08-26T08:04:59","date_gmt":"2016-08-26T08:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=391"},"modified":"2016-08-26T08:06:12","modified_gmt":"2016-08-26T08:06:12","slug":"study-shows-people-with-eye-lash-headlight-covers-are-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=391","title":{"rendered":"Study shows people with eye-lash headlight covers are stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Capture-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-392\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Capture-2-300x191.png\" alt=\"Capture\" width=\"300\" height=\"191\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Capture-2-300x191.png 300w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Capture-2.png 466w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; The University of Windsor announced today the results of a year-long study of car accessories and have determined that people who have added\u00a0an eye-lash accessory to the headlights of their car have a very low I.Q.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Professor Phenias Horton said of the study &#8220;after exhaustive review and investigation there can be no doubt that anyone who spends upwards of ten thousand dollars for an automobile and then adds eye-lashes to the headlights is clearly functioning at a lower cognitive level than the rest of society. Unfortunately there is no other way to say it other than these people are stupid&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In recent years there has been a significant decline in off-beat automobile accessories such as &#8216;Baby on Board&#8217; decals.\u00a0 These types of\u00a0items have fallen out of favour with the general public but the rise of eye-lashes is a baffling phenomenon&#8221;\u00a0 Dr. Horton went on to say\u00a0during the press-conference to announce the findings of the study.<\/p>\n<p>Persons with eye-lash headlights are advised to seek immediate psychiatric counselling or begin utilizing mass transit for the benefit of themselves and fellow citizens.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; The University of Windsor announced today the results of a year-long study of car accessories and have determined that people who have added\u00a0an eye-lash accessory to the headlights of their car have a very low I.Q.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":395,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions\/395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}