{"id":374,"date":"2016-08-18T17:59:59","date_gmt":"2016-08-18T17:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=374"},"modified":"2016-08-18T18:07:03","modified_gmt":"2016-08-18T18:07:03","slug":"man-misunderstands-meaning-of-netflix-and-chill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=374","title":{"rendered":"Man misunderstands meaning of \u201cNetflix and Chill\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/IMG_20160818_134944.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-377\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/IMG_20160818_134944-300x188.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_20160818_134944\" width=\"300\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/IMG_20160818_134944-300x188.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/IMG_20160818_134944-768x482.jpg 768w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/IMG_20160818_134944-1024x643.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/IMG_20160818_134944-478x300.jpg 478w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 After inviting a lady friend over to his apartment local man, Danny Irving of Windsor, was surprised to find out that he misunderstood what \u201cNetflix and Chill\u201d actually meant.\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019ve heard people saying it a lot so I invited my friend Sarah over to Netflix and Chill and she said yes\u201d said the confused Romeo.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI didn\u2019t know it meant sex until after she left\u201d Irving advised a group of\u00a0reporters to his hastily called press conference.\u00a0\u00a0 Mr. Irving told the gathered media that he took the phrase \u201cNetflix and Chill\u201d literally and selected Star Wars: The Force Awakens on Netflix, turned up his air conditioning and served his friend ice cream.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe place was beyond chill, it was freezing\u201d said Irving as he struggled to comprehend the evening\u2019s events but continued \u201cAfter a while she got too cold, mumbled something about me not being very bright and left\u201d.\u00a0\u00a0 It was at this point Mr. Irving googled the phrase Netflix and Chill and realized it had nothing to do with watching a movie, being cold or eating ice cream.<\/p>\n<p>In light of this recent event Mr. Irving has cancelled his Netflix account and has joined the Plenty of Fish dating website where he lists his ideal first date as \u201cwatching a Star Wars movie and eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 After inviting a lady friend over to his apartment local man, Danny Irving of Windsor, was surprised to find out that he misunderstood what \u201cNetflix and Chill\u201d actually meant.\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019ve heard people saying it a lot so &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=374\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=374"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":382,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions\/382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}