{"id":1684,"date":"2024-05-12T20:42:37","date_gmt":"2024-05-12T20:42:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1684"},"modified":"2024-05-12T20:49:59","modified_gmt":"2024-05-12T20:49:59","slug":"deranged-mother-adds-raisins-to-chocolate-chip-cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1684","title":{"rendered":"Deranged Mother adds raisins to chocolate chip cookies"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-medium is-resized is-style-default\"><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Cookie-Edit.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"264\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Cookie-Edit-300x264.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1685\" style=\"width:406px;height:auto\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Cookie-Edit-300x264.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Cookie-Edit-340x300.jpg 340w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Cookie-Edit.jpg 692w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; Mother&#8217;s Day took a disturbing turn this year in the Riverside area when local Mom, Mary-Anne Jacobs, decided to add raisins to the chocolate chip cookies she baked on Sunday morning. &#8220;I thought I&#8217;d add something healthy to the recipe&#8221; was her reasoning before serving the baked goods.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>Mrs. Jacobs recipe addition was met with a less than enthusiastic response from her family. Youngest son Simon, age six, had this review of the new cookies &#8220;My God it is like eating a bug.  What the f##k was she thinking?   I spent two hours at school on Friday making a Mother&#8217;s Day card out of construction paper, sparkles, glue and macaroni pieces.   I&#8217;d be better off eating the glue!   She&#8217;s my Mom and all but seriously the woman needs help.  Who does this kind of thing to their own children?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As of press time Mrs. Jacobs was reconsidering her plan to introduce vegetable lasagna as the planned meal for dinner on Monday evening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; Mother&#8217;s Day took a disturbing turn this year in the Riverside area when local Mom, Mary-Anne Jacobs, decided to add raisins to the chocolate chip cookies she baked on Sunday morning. &#8220;I thought I&#8217;d add something healthy &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1684\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1684"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1687,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684\/revisions\/1687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}