{"id":1629,"date":"2022-03-04T14:39:04","date_gmt":"2022-03-04T14:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1629"},"modified":"2022-03-04T14:44:35","modified_gmt":"2022-03-04T14:44:35","slug":"top-ten-bar-band-names-that-look-bad-on-a-marquee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1629","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten Bar Band Names that look bad on a Marquee"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-medium is-resized is-style-default\"><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/CaptureBarBand2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/CaptureBarBand2-300x271.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1630\" width=\"435\" height=\"393\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/CaptureBarBand2-300x271.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/CaptureBarBand2-768x695.jpg 768w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/CaptureBarBand2-332x300.jpg 332w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/CaptureBarBand2.jpg 851w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 435px) 100vw, 435px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>As bars and nightclubs in Windsor come back to full capacity and live music makes it return to the city several new bands that have formed over the last two years are now planning their first shows. Counting down from ten to one here\u2019s a list of bar band names that aspiring musicians should reconsider using as they just don\u2019t look good on a marquee:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>10.  Broken Urinals<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>9.   Raw Chicken Wings<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>8.   Closed For Renovations<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>7.   The Sad Hand Puppets<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>6.   Stuart Lowe Owes This Pub $180<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>5.   Health Department Violators<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4.   The Smell is Gone<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>3.   All You Can Eat Snails<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>2.   Park in Rear<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And, the number one bar band name that looks bad on a marquee&#8230;&#8230;  The Watered Down Shots<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>(and, seriously, support local music!)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As bars and nightclubs in Windsor come back to full capacity and live music makes it return to the city several new bands that have formed over the last two years are now planning their first shows. Counting down from &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1629\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-1629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news","tag-whatsupwindsor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1629"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1629\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1632,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1629\/revisions\/1632"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}