{"id":1618,"date":"2022-01-28T16:30:24","date_gmt":"2022-01-28T16:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1618"},"modified":"2022-01-28T16:30:24","modified_gmt":"2022-01-28T16:30:24","slug":"lifeless-couch-discovered-in-downtown-core","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1618","title":{"rendered":"Lifeless couch discovered in downtown core"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized is-style-default\"><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Couch-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Couch-2-1024x740.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1620\" width=\"513\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Couch-2-1024x740.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Couch-2-300x217.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Couch-2-768x555.jpg 768w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Couch-2-415x300.jpg 415w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Couch-2.jpg 1099w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 513px) 100vw, 513px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 A grizzly scene unfolded in downtown Windsor this week when a couch was discovered lifeless on the side of the road near the downtown bus station.\u00a0 \u201cIt\u2019s troubling to see this kind of thing in the middle of downtown\u201d commented a Lazy Boy recliner who did not want to give his name.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>A coffee-table that knew the couch personally said the couch had been going through a rough time recently \u201cI don\u2019t want to speak ill of the departed but the couch was hanging out with some pretty sketchy characters lately.\u00a0\u00a0 To be honest anyone who wanted too could walk right up and have a seat.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Authorities aren\u2019t sure if this is an isolated incident or not but a spokesperson from the local Preservation of Fine Furniture Society released the following statement \u201cSadly we have seen this kind of thing before.\u00a0 It can come in waves particularly with couches and mattresses.\u00a0\u00a0 They seem to be targeted the most when it comes to this kind of thing.\u00a0\u00a0 I\u2019d just advise all furniture to remain vigilant and not to be lured to a street corner or alleyway after dark\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 A grizzly scene unfolded in downtown Windsor this week when a couch was discovered lifeless on the side of the road near the downtown bus station.\u00a0 \u201cIt\u2019s troubling to see this kind of thing in the middle &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1618\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-1618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news","tag-whatsupwindsor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1618"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1621,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1618\/revisions\/1621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}