{"id":1610,"date":"2021-09-28T16:29:10","date_gmt":"2021-09-28T16:29:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1610"},"modified":"2021-09-28T16:29:10","modified_gmt":"2021-09-28T16:29:10","slug":"driveway-boat-starting-to-think-it-wont-see-the-water-this-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1610","title":{"rendered":"Driveway boat starting to think it won\u2019t see the water this year"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-medium is-resized\"><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Boat2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Boat2-300x159.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1611\" width=\"427\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Boat2-300x159.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Boat2-500x266.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Boat2.jpg 696w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 427px) 100vw, 427px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 A boat tucked away on a driveway in east Windsor speculated this past weekend that it may not get in the water this year.\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cIt\u2019s coming up on October and I have been parked in this driveway since August, 2020.\u00a0\u00a0 I\u2019m starting to think I\u2019m not going into a river or lake this year\u201d the boat remarked on Sunday afternoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>The boat lamented its current state \u201cI\u2019ve got this stupid tarp on.\u00a0 It\u2019s like a bad toupee.\u00a0 And just yesterday a stray cat gave birth to a litter of kittens in the hull.\u00a0\u00a0 I\u2019m getting a bit depressed\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When asked what the future held the boat commented on its current owner \u201cI\u2019m hoping he just lets me go.\u00a0\u00a0 He\u2019s clearly lost interest and quite honestly I\u2019ve heard the neighbours complaining that I\u2019m starting to bring down the property values on the street.\u00a0\u00a0 Maybe he can take up pickleball or something.\u00a0 That\u2019s a thing now right?\u00a0 Pickeball?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 A boat tucked away on a driveway in east Windsor speculated this past weekend that it may not get in the water this year.\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cIt\u2019s coming up on October and I have been parked in this driveway &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1610\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-1610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news","tag-whatsupwindsor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1610"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1612,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1610\/revisions\/1612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}