{"id":1555,"date":"2020-12-22T21:08:27","date_gmt":"2020-12-22T21:08:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1555"},"modified":"2020-12-22T21:08:27","modified_gmt":"2020-12-22T21:08:27","slug":"top-ten-santa-claus-complaints-about-visiting-windsor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1555","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten Santa Claus complaints about visiting Windsor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Santa-Claus.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1556\" width=\"464\" height=\"421\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Santa-Claus.jpg 738w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Santa-Claus-300x272.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Santa-Claus-330x300.jpg 330w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 464px) 100vw, 464px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; It&#8217;s that time of the year when Santa Claus is going to visit the Rose City.   Counting down from ten to one here are Santa&#8217;s biggest complaints about visiting Windsor&#8230;..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>10.  Elves acting strangely after delivery to glowing greenhouse in Leamington<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>9.  Those one-way streets downtown are a bitch<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>8.  Trying to figure out what happened to the music play-list on 89X since last visit<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>7.   Strip-search at the border after Rudolph got smart at customs<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>6.  Two-hour parking meter limit for Santa\u2019s sleigh<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>5.  Windsorites continually telling Santa how to pronounce Pierre Avenue<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4.  Having to explain to that anti-mask group why they are on the naughty list<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>3.  Construction on E.C. Row for the tenth Christmas in a row<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>2.  Kind of upset there isn\u2019t a Friday Meeting this week while Santa is in town<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Never gets invited to whiskey tastings with the mayor<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; It&#8217;s that time of the year when Santa Claus is going to visit the Rose City. Counting down from ten to one here are Santa&#8217;s biggest complaints about visiting Windsor&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-1555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news","tag-whatsupwindsor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1555"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1557,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555\/revisions\/1557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}